TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
1.
Never take a beer to a job interview.
2.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.
It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4..
If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
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As we’ve accelerated the sate-myself vibe – through ‘Starbucks Nation’ to ‘Food Network’ celebrity chefs’ opening their own dining venues – I’ve been one of the left-behinds. I can’t become part of these Millenial trends because… I have allergies. Sadly, I have no sense of scent.… ...

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