Quick Limericks Are One of Me Gifts

St. Pat’s Day is ten days past, but I’m only Scotch-Irish, so let’s blame Scots’ legendary stinginess for delaying my share :

Limerick generation is one of my gifts

I admire the rhyme and they’re swift

I dinna have to stand on me head

or spend time in me bed

To provide this one to give thee a lift.

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So, there once was a woman, long of nose.

With a maid to carry it wherever she goes

One could measure her lies

By the length of the maid’s strides

And be forewarned of her backstabbing woes.

 

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There once was a woman named Jewels

Who felt herself Queen to make all the rules

We regarded her as least

And ignored her narcissist feast

The better to not be her fools.

(look! – hahaha – no more Crown Jewels!)

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Feeling lucky, feeling brave, Constant Reader? Give me your name in the Comments, and I’ll write a limerick for you. Lickety-split!

Now don’t be persnickety or have a fit. It’ll be fun, I promise: Gimme one 😉

 

 

 

 

 

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2 comments on “Quick Limericks Are One of Me Gifts
  1. Jessica says:

    I’d come up with one in reply,
    lack of wit might leave me high-and-dry,
    never fear! I suppose
    I should have more faith in my prose,
    As Yoda says, “there is no try.”

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