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You Might be a Redneck If… Jeff Foxworthy lives on

TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
1.
Never take a beer to a job interview.
2.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.
It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4..
If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
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No, I got GPS

You may/may not have heard me share that we’ve averaged two months/year of houseguests. My husband and I have lived here for nearly forty years… do the math.

Yes, welcome or unwelcome, we are nearing a benchmark of seven years of tourists onsite, children and/or adults in our face, requesting meals as well as comfy bed, fresh-washed linens, and pillow choices 😉 Thank goodness we don’t have a pet, which might ignite allergies and complaints.… ...

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