Tag: Rules

You Might be a Redneck If… Jeff Foxworthy lives on

TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
1.
Never take a beer to a job interview.
2.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.
It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4..
If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
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Natural Glow

All of us desire a natural glow – even if it comes in a tube.

Just as many people grant their desire to be a blonde by pouring the genie from a bottle.

While I don’t need the bottle, I definitely need the tube.… ...

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House Guest #1

Tis the time of year when the Pacific Ocean and the Arctic Jet Stream partner up and give the USA some brutal weather. While we Californians covered our citrus, shivered despite wool sweaters, and bought new boots, residents of 45 states to the east took it a little harder.… ...

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